Things that piss me off

This is where I vent about things that piss me off. I don’t mean to offend anyone but this is it. 

THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF.

1. When people try to make their small town sound like LA: It really bothers me when people on facebook are like “Going back to the JC!” Or “Creek Bound!” shutup. It’s a small city in GEORGIA. It’s Johns Creek…. that city sucks anyways. People do it everywhere though. Like in Brighton people call it B-town or some shit. It’s Brighton not LA or NYC. Stop trying to act all hood or whatever.

2. People who don’t fucking YIELD:  They don’t put yield signs up for you to ignore them. If there is a car and they don’t have a yield sign that means you have to fucking yield! I almost got hit twice this week because people treat yield signs like green lights. I hate when people don’t yield in roundabouts. No one has the right of way everyone must yield before entering. If you drive please YIELD!

3. Thin/Easy Chip Nail Polish - I did not pay  2-5 bucks for nail polish that comes on practically clear. If I wanted clear I would’ve bought clear. I bought hot pink and it comes on light pink. Such a rip off. I also hate when you put on this rad color and it comes off in like a day. We all have that awesome nail polish color we have to apply all the time. It’s annoying and a pain. So here’s a tip: I find Sinful Colors to work really well. They are the best bang for your buck.

4. People who stare at you - I was going to put stare at you while driving but I hate people who stare in general. I’m not a alien and I’m not that ugly so please stop. I really hate it when you are stuck in traffic and someone is just looking at you and your car like they are rating you. Bitch please. I’m driving to school and you are the one driving an 80’s honda and balding by 30. Don’t hate on me because I sing Tallulah on the top of my lungs in rush hour. I gotta make the drive fun. Starers in general are fucking creepy. It’s like they are planning to kill you or something and it’s annoying and weird. 

5. When iTunes randomly decides to clear your top 25 most played - I don’t know about other people but I treat my top 25 like my bible. I must have my top 25 on there because it’s like podium of my music. When there is a song I really dig and it’s all I listen to.. I will make sure it’s on my top 25. Sometimes fucking iTunes decides your top 25 doesn’t match or whatever and it just starts over. Really? I gotta listen to All I Ever Wanted 200 times to make it number one again? It’s so annoying and iTunes needs to get on that shit. 

6. When people say they will do something and then don’t do it: My stepmom is the fucking queen of this shit. She will be like “I’m going to storage do you need anything?” and I’ll say “Yes it’s 30 out and I need my winter coat” and she will be like okay! 2 weeks later… she never fucking went. Really? Why did you say you were going to go. First it was the jacket, then my carpet and now my jeans. People of the world: Don’t say you will do something if you are not going to do it! IT PISSES ME OFF AH. 

7. When people wait until the lane ends to merge then cut you off - Really bitch? really? This pisses me off so much when I drive home from school. I get on the highway and the on ramp goes into it’s own lane then eventually ends. They give like 3 fucking miles to merge and people insist on taking the whole 3 miles to merge. We all see these fucking idiots who do it and we are sitting in traffic like “look at this bitch driving past all of us thinking he is going to merge all the way up there” Then what do they do THEY FUCKING CUT YOU OFF AND SLIDE IN. Really…. I merged at the proper time 2 miles ago like you are supposed to and you think you are some special shit so you can cut me off? GOD this is ridiculous and you know the people who are driving know it is. One day I’m just not going to slam my breaks and when they cut me off and hit my ass I’ll just be like officer this bitch waited all the way until the lane ended when he could’ve merged like 20 fucking times. It’s no fault in Michigan bitch we will both be screwed. I would never actually do it but JESUS CHRIST I SWEAR IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES WHO DRIVES ALL THE WAY UNTIL THE LANE ENDS TO MERGE STOP. I mean they don’t put signs every half mile say “Lane ending in 1 1/2 miles just for shits and giggles” They are telling you to move your fucking ass over. 

8. When commercials repeat/ or are overplayed - This is possibly  one of the most annoying things on earth. It’s like we already sat through the commercial once and now we are going to listen to it again? I’m huge into advertising and I like watching commercials but when they repeat over and over I just want to smash my tv. Seeing that Kohls is having a power hour shit sale back to back is not going to make me fly off my couch and run to Kohls. If anything it is going to make me bitch about Kohls. PSAs that repeat themselves drive me nuts too. The one that is like “get fit get active everyday is a healthy day” DRIVES ME OFF THE WALL. Why? When it airs it shows at least twice in the same commercial break. The second reason is because it is a horrible PSA. I could go on for hours but I will just end it with repeating/overplayed commercials really piss me off.

9. When tracked tags doesn’t work - …. really tumblr? I get all excited when the little number appears next to the tag and I click it and nothing pops up. wtf. OR I click the tracked tag and I see the new post and the number won’t go away. IT JUST MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED. I love Tumblr and all but this one major flaw with the site and it pisses me off. 

10. People who hate winter - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. It’s winter and it’s beautiful out! Sure the weather is cold, your shoes get stained and you have to shovel snow but look outside! I find snow to be one the most mysterious and beautiful things on this earth. I find snow to very elegant and I love how excited everyone gets when it is about to snow. There is always that one bitch that is like “ugh I hate winter… or god the snow sucks” and they are a total buzz kill. Winter is so pretty and haters need to need to move to fucking Florida. 

11. People who smell bad - Oh my god ew that is just the worst thing on earth in my opinion. Nothing is worse than going on a first date when someone and they smell like dog crap. Person who smells bad = me turning into a complete bitch. Okay I lied the worst is when you are forced to work with someone in school and they smell HORRIBLE like oh my god put some deodorant on bad. You can’t say anything and just stuck there smelling them…. I’m going to end this on a lighter note by saying this Boys: Girls fucking love guys who smell good. Go out buy yourself some cologne, spray some axe, or just wear fucking deodorant. It is a huge turn on if you smell nice. Girls: There is no excuse to smell bad. Between the hairsprays, lotions and shampoos we use you should already smell good. Perfume and body mist is always nice and I’m sure guys don’t mind it. EVERYONE SMELL NICE AND SHOWER or you will piss me off (:

12. When my dog runs to fucking Narnia when I let her out - It just makes me so mad. I let her out to do her business and she looks at me like fuck you and runs off to the neighbors. Really? Now I have to put on shoes, hop the little fence between our house and chase your ass. I know this is horrible but sometimes I don’t let her out just because I know she will run off and I don’t feel like chasing her…  it’s her fault because she runs around.

13. When I paused a show then something bumps the remote and the channel changes - I get so mad at myself when I do this… I pause a channel for like an hour so I can skip through commercials and then I will hit the remote on accident and it will change the channel. Damn I just lost an hour of my pausing because the channel changed. I wished the tv wouldn’t go to live when you changed channels. It is just the worst thing ever when lose two hours worth of pausing… Especially if it was something you wanted to watch. Comcast needs to get on this shit.

14. When my phone freezes on the lock screen - oh. my. god. this. really. pisses. me. off. Nothing is worse than getting a text message and the little slide to unlock thing won’t fucking slide! I sit there like an idiot trying to slide it and my phone is like fuck you I’m not moving. Eventually it fixes itself or I restart it but this is seriously something I could live without. 

15. Having a time limit on my workout - This is just bullshit. I hate it when I’m about to workout then my dad is like we are leaving for your sisters swim meet in 30! Fuck… That gives me 25 minutes to do a workout and I normally do 30 minutes of stationary bike, 1.5 mile walk, and then something else. So basically I have 1/4 of my normal time to do a workout. RAHHHH. Currently I’m all pumped up because I normally walk after my stationary bike but instead I’m getting ready for a fucking swim meet. Mother fucker. This happens to me more than it should and I’m sick of it. 

16. When people talk in text speak - really? I understand if an omg pops out every once in awhile but when people are like OMG that girl totes has like fake a bag lol…. that is annoying as hell.  The sad part is it is all these middle aged housewives trying to act cool who do it! It’s not cool it’s annoying as hell and shut the fuck up. I honestly hate in when people txt lyk dis even thru a txt…. type properly please. 

17. People who put completely irrelevant comments on your facebook statuses - It’s not funny… It’s fucking annoying.

18. When people are rude to employees because they think they are god or something and deserved to be helped first - What the fuck is wrong with you? We are all in line and it is not their fault it is busy! The main place where I get pissed off is Walgreens pharmacy. I’m a nice daughter and I go there a lot for my dad to pick up medications and I always see the rudest people. Normally they are old, rude and in a hurry. Look we all don’t want to be sitting here waiting for meds but we have to. The pharmacists are working as hard as they can and you yelling at them isn’t going to do SHIT. I always apologize on behalf of other people and it makes there day. It just irks me that people think they are god and they think the pharmacy is going to drop what they are doing to fill their precious prescription. Sit your old ass down and wait like the rest of us. Seriously don’t be rude to employees anywhere. They are doing their best and you shouldn’t be an asshole. 

19. People who drive 10+ UNDER the speed limit - Clear day, green lights, well paved road and this bitch wants to go 30 in a 45 Really? There is this one road right by my house that used to go from 45 to 35 halfway through but now it’s 45 all the way. It makes me so fucking mad when I get on that road and people drive 30 the whole way! Come on… they changed the speed limit at least 6 months ago. If you haven’t caught on by now you shouldn’t be driving. I understand when people drive slow on the highway (it could be scary or whatever) and it doesn’t bother me if they stay in the slow lane. When it comes to one lane, no passing roads…. I get a little angry.

20. When people I don’t know think it’s ok to have a full on conversation with me as I’m getting in and out of my car - I don’t live on a busy road and I don’t really live in a neighborhood, but recently whenever I get in my car to go to school someone is walking by and say something and try to have a conversation. Really? I’m obviously getting in my car because I have to fucking go somewhere and if I’m getting out that means I want to go in my house. Anyways two people did this to me today and I was a little annoyed. The first this 70 year old dude who was power walking and says “You know you should really park your car in the garage”…. I didn’t even say anything back. Why? There is 3 fucking cars in my driveway which obviously means there is something (another car) in the garage. I was also scraping off ice and snow which is why he said that dumb as fuck comment. This other lady saw me getting out my car today and sees my laptop bag and she says “Oh wow getting off of working early today?” and I kindly looked at her and said “No I had class today”. Then she stops walking turns around and goes “Oh where do you go to school” and I look at her like stranger danger! but I say the school I go and then says “Oh where is your school at” and I just look at her and go ” I really have to go in I’m running late” and she gets pissed off and walks away. Did this lady really think I was up for a conversation? I just got home from school and I just wanted to go inside… I know that was bitchy but it seriously pisses me off when people think I’m up for a 30 minute conversation because I’m in my driveway. It happens at LEAST once a week. 

21. When I’m late because of other people - Nothing pisses me off more than being late… I hate it when I’m running late and it’s the worst feeling. It’s even worse when it’s because other people are making you run late. Today I was going to airport with my brother and sister and we agreed to leave the house at 6:30…. I’m fucking up and ready at 6:30 and my mom still has her ass in bed! WHAT THE HELL?? I have a 9am flight and we live an hour away from the airport and you are sleeping in?? REALLY? I hate when one delay causes a million other delays. Since my mom was late getting up, we were late to the airport then we ran behind and practically ran to our gate and made it with a few minutes to spare. Our plan was to have breakfast and relax and have a nice calm morning. Instead it was me panicking and being a bitch parent to my brother and sister in the airport. I hate being late and it pisses me off when it’s not my fucking fault.

22. When people asks for anons then ask the anon to reveal who they are - I hate when people are like “omg someone pleaseee send me an anon message pleaseee” and then they get one and post “Omggg who is the anon reveal yourself pleaseee” Don’t ask for them to be anon if you want them to reveal who they are… doesn’t that defeat the point of anonymous? How annoying to the people who are just scrolling through their dashboard and have to see this shit. If you want to know who’s sending you the message ask for one non anon message… I know genius idea there. 

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24. When I’m giving someone a ride and they are late - This happens to me ALL THE TIME. My sister does this at least once a week. I have to pick her up from swim team at 7:30 and she normally doesn’t stroll out until 7:50? Really? Practice gets out at 7:20… are you really telling me it takes 30 minutes to shower and change? Come on… Of course the one day I show up at 7:45 she is freaking out calling me asking where I am…. SO ANNOYING. My brother holds the crown of being late with his practice ending at 10pm and he comes out at 11pm… I was so pissed. If you don’t have a license and someone is kind enough to pick your ass up… at least be on time. 5-10 minutes is fine but 15+? That’s just rude. 

25. When people park and don’t straighten their wheels - My god it’s not that hard to fucking park your car! Just pull in and straighten out your wheels. I hate it when I’m trying to get into my driveway and my stepmom has her wheels turned all the way and it takes up half my space. Come on… It’s not that difficult. My favorite is when I’m at a store and while I was in the store some jackass parked next to me and took up half of my spot with their wheels turned out. I might have a small car but that doesn’t mean the extra space in my spot is for you to fill! It’s not women drivers or teen drivers because I see everyone do it. Most common places that I see this are at restaurants and grocery stores. People must get so excited about getting food that they forget how to park. Seriously who gets out of their car and goes ‘hey that’s an acceptable park job!’ and walks away. What morons.

26. THIS FUCKING COUGH I’VE HAD FOR OVER A WEEK - This cough needs to go away now…. It’s keeping me from sleeping and it’s obnoxious. People have to hate being around me because I can’t stop coughing. If I have a cough for the Gomez/Hey Rosetta! concert and for the Chicago trip to see Company of Thieves I’m going to be even more pissed. CAN I PLEASE STOP COUGHING?

27. Annoying people at concerts - I’m a pretty nice person when it comes to strangers but sometimes people cross the line. This DOUCHEBAG at the Young the Giant concert would not stop yelling, and singing. He had no personally boundaries and kept stepping on my feet and leaning onto me. He was honestly annoying as fuck and I was just trying to ignore him. I didn’t get pissed off until I saw the way he treated his girlfriend. He was slapping her in the face and pulling her hair! She was getting annoyed and was yelling at him to stop, but she didn’t leave him. I seriously watched this guy be a complete dick the whole time and it was ridiculous. Seriously you shouldn’t be hitting your girlfriend and especially not in public. 

28. People who constantly say THAT SHIT CRAY and COOL STORY BRO - PLEASE STOP. It’s not funny, it’s not cool and it’s annoying. Especially if someone saying something really important like “be here at 9:30 so we can leave on time” and you reply with “cool story bro”…. really? Did you listen to what they just said? Or when some is telling a really serious story about how they almost got shot or something and you say “that shit cray or cool story bro” You sound like you’re in pre K if you say that shit “cray” is it that hard to say crazy? When you say cool story bro you just sound like a giant douche bag. So please stop saying cool story bro and that shit cray. 

29. The new “Like My Status” thing on Facebook - UGH that’s sooo annoying. All the posts are not worth liking and so fucking stupid. It like “Like my status if you want a water slide in your house!!” NO FUCKING SHIT everyone wants a water slide in their house. Your status is stupid and you just want attention. My favorite is “Like my status if you think I’m ugly” Do really think people are going to say oh yeah dude you’re fucking hit and like your status? NO. You’re looking for attention. Just when I thought Facebook couldn’t get dumber. 

*Updated whenever something pisses me off*